July 2011
1 post
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Jimmy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time”. “You miss me that much?” she asks. “No, he says. “But it kept me from coming too fast”.
June 2011
20 posts
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“a period of silence on your part would be welcome”
– Clement Atlee
Red Hot Chili Peppers new album rejoice →
Review for Badmotorfinger - Soundgarden. →
“Stevie Wonder performed under London Bridge in 1814. But we must never tell him.”
– Matt Smith, A good man who went to war.
“Hands are for shaking not tying”
– Chris Cornell
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““But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a...”
– Eddie Izzard
Marshmallow Hell →
Everyone needs more Cowbell in their life
“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s...”
– Abraham Lincoln
